hostia


spanish name for the white communion used in catholich church, and believed by them to be the body of christ.
often used as a curse word. in spain they use it also to mean a slap in the face.
1. me cago en la hostia (i sh-t on the “hostia”)
2. que hostia! (what a “hostia!)
3. te voy a dar una hostia, joder! (i’ll give you a “hostia”, f-ck!)-in spain
spanish expression deriving from the church but colloquially used to express excitement or surprise.
“me voy a comprar un auto.”
– “hostia”!!!

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