Hot and Ready
a girl that is willing to engage in {s-xual} activities on the first encounter
basically, a girl that you meet in the club that is willing to f-ck you that same night; she is called a “hot and ready,” because she’s got a hot p-ssy and she’s ready to f-ck.
consider little caesars pizza, you can go there and walk out with a hot a ready pizza without waiting therefore cutting out the bullsh-t of waiting. the same thinking applies when going to the club. so you go to the club meet a “hot a ready” take her home and {smash} cutting out all the bullsh-t.
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a surprise. something you’re not expecting. a college exam that you’re not ready for.
man, that teacher gave me a hot and ready exam. i totally got f-cked. , i was not ready for that hot and ready. , i had an a going until that hot and ready.
defines ur c-ck when ur ready to buck. c-cks on swoll
my d-ck is hot and ready like lil ceaser’s.
picture this: you are taking a nice hot shower and the stean is swirling all around you. you finish the shower and grab for your towel, but alas…your towel is not there. you look right, then left, and see you dad wating to dab your b-lls dry.
d-mn jesse, you dad just gave me a free hot and ready, my b-lls were dry as a desert, then he sucked my breadstick.
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