Hot brown bake
when you take a m-ssive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.
joe: dude! i just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!
john: no way man! i did the same thing!
joe: that’ll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!
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