kelping


to have intercourse with a man, covered in kelp, to create the illusion of being a kelp monster. whenever the girl attempts to scream or moan, the man slaps her with his kelp hands.
mike was kelping chelsea on sat-rday. he kelped her up, down, sideways, all across town and back.
to be in an enough of an inebriated state to sway and rock in the manner of sea kelp
dude!! that weed had me totally kelping
similar to f-lch-ng, but with an animal.
guy: i caught some punk kelping my pug! lud: why a pug? guy:well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! lud: well , i guess that’s true, because my skinny little pr-ck could only fit in such a small dog,that’s why i have one!

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