hot bryan
you’re chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. a few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.
-ring- -ring-
b: h-llo?
j: hey, this is jamie!
b: hey! how’s it going?
j: … have you done the physics homework yet?
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