hot carl gruber


the hot carl gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional hot carl. the administrator of the hot carl gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. as in the hot carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient’s face. the administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly teutonic treat. not to be confused with the hot carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap mexican food and stomach parasites.
in her excitement about the arrival of oktoberfest, lindsay asked for a hot carl gruber, rather than the usual hot carl.

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