hot curling iron syndrome

the sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his d-ck in their -ss without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
miguel needs to learn how to top. he just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my -ss. i’ve still got hot curling iron syndrome.

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