Hot Dessert
n./v.tr.
to -j-c-l-t- into a full r-ct-m after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the b-ttocks. upon achieving relaxation of the -n-s one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with s-m-n.
serves up to 4.
caution: may contain peanuts.
a: hey i’m heading to alberto’s for a hot lunch and maybe an alabama hot pocket. wanna join us?
d: no thanks! i’m meeting up with vlad. he wants to try my hot dessert again. hopefully it turns out this time. last time it was a little runny and we didn’t even have any napkins. he had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. anyway i thought you weren’t talking to alberto anymore after the whole angry pirate thing.
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