when the phone rings (or some other such interruption) while s-xting. (see “s-xting “)
d-mn, s-xtus interruptus… incoming call from my sick grandma … and i was so close. hold that thought, brb.
used to describe the -sshattery and gadgets around the corporation that provides trendy/gimmicky but quite disposable devices. also known as apple. us equivalent: i.pain_in_the_-ss/b-tt apple fan-boi: apple apple apple
- you keep me on point
to keep in line, keep in check, and/or on the straight and narrow path. i do really like that about you ‘cus you keep me on point.
- cracking a fat
if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection when i saw burnsy’s mum i cracked a fat
- cr*p cakes
alternative of “oh sh-t!” an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where “sh-t” would be considered offensive cr-p cakes! i just spilled my coffee down my shirt! 2 more definitions a word meaning a girls p-ssy that tastes like sh-t. that girls p-ssy tasted like straight up cr-pcakes. usually said as an exclamation, cr-p […]
- you keep telling yourself that
a response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. roughly, “if you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it”. “the price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow,” quipped sue. joe simply responded, “you keep telling yourself that.”