hot dog bandit
not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. a hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.
man: oh no! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. what shall i do? jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
jimmy: woof
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