Hot Ernie


a hot ernie is when you take a dump in someone’s pillowcase right before they go to bed.
sab: awe man, i went to go to sleep, but my pillow was warm and smelt foul. i looked in and found someone deficated in there.
grimm: dude, someone took a cr-p in your pillowcase?
pat: hahaha, you got a hot ernie

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