Hot Face


an emotion, felt only by men, in which sadness occurs in the front of the face during an emotional episode. not unlike the sensation after a sneeze, hotface does not produce tears, but rather produces a pressure close to crying that can easily be grunted away.
when mel gibson died at the end of braveheart, i got insane hotface.
a face that has a certain look about it, that we guys consider hot. it needs big eyes, preferably brown or green, and full lips. there are other requirements, such as a full and undefined rounded or oval face which gives an innocent looks. also, high but not prominent cheekbones(meaning the cheekbones don’t pop out which is manly). this features are usually found in russians, brazilians, and others beauties.
usually most girls are considered hot because of their appeal and body, but this is a type of face that is hot without the body being into play.
adriana lima and miranda kerr and doutzen kroes have hot faces.

guy 1: that girl is so hot!
guy 2: are you joking? her hip to waist ratio is terrible.
guy 1: but she has a hot face!
a condition where an individual’s accidental behavior, speech, or social interactions create a sense of immediate and overwhelming embar-ssment, so as to cause a very strong blushing reaction in the facial area. this rush of blood to the cheeks and forehead noticeably raises the skin temperature, creating a condition of a hot face. also known as a “hotface moment”.
“man, i just had a hotface moment when i went up to this chick and asked ‘yo, b-tch, why did’nt you call me last week?’

“i thought it was my girl tina, but instead it was a total stranger. i had to apologize and i was all hotface”
someone who has a rather hot face (temperature wise), surprisingly enough. often, jokes are made about the person with the hot face for cheap laughs. we all love a hot face.
man im cold, i wish hot face was here.
keep your matches away from hot face, theyl go!
a person or one who is of a high physical attraction, usually pertaining to their face.

coined by a sambam.
hey there hotface! :3
a term of endearment used for someone whether they are attractive or not. often times it can be used as a decoy by inflicting immense amounts of flattery. other times it can be genuine flattery commenting on someone’s hotness.
attractive person number one: hey whats up?
attractive person number two: hey hotface!
or
unattracive person number one: hey whats up?
attractive person number two: hey hotface!

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