Hot fido
much like the admirable crowd-favorite hot karl this act is performed by one of the canine species. feed your dog whatever it is you’ve noticed causes him/her to drop severe rank steamers and have it to lay one of these mammoths across your stomach, back, face. whichever suits you.
well last night dexter and i got into some curry and before bed he let loose a nice hot fido on my chest
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