Hot Gartner


after you get out of the shower with a chick, bend her over the toilet, start having s-x to her, and as your about to c-m, shove her head in the toilet and flush it as you blow it all over her back.
i met this freaky b-tch at a bar and hot gartnered the living sh-t out of her.

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