Hot Hamlin


the act of defecating in a federal express box and shipping it to a friend. named after nascar driver denny hamlin, whose race team is sponsored by fedex. made popular in charlotte nc, where nascar teams are based.
i sent you a hot hamlin for april fool’s day and boy did it smell bad when it arrived.

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