hot jordan
the act, unintentional or otherwise, of vomiting on another whilst the other is performing oral s-x on the vomiter.
it became obvious that jeff had one too many when he blew a hot jordan on whit’s head. she was a sport, though, since she finished. that’s love, man.
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