hot lava
when you can’t touch one of the two sets of colors of tiles (for example, black and white).
seyithan: oh man, i can only walk on the white tiles ’cause the black tiles are hot lava.
some rumbling and stomach pain leads to extremely explosive diarrhea that burns as it exits the r-ct-m and comes out so forcefully that it splashes off the toilet water and back onto your -ss.
man, i shouldn’t have had those 9-1-1 hot wings. i barely made it home before i expelled some potent hot lava.
slang for s-m-n- the milk like fluid that erupts from a man’s kn-b when -j-c-l-t–n occurs
see.. peter north
john- aaahhh, d-mn joan, that p-ssy is tight as f-ck. just a few more thrusts and i am going to c-m!
joan- perfect john pull out and pump your hot lava all over my t-ts and face.
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