Hot Lips Houlahan
before you have s-x with a woman, put tabasco sauce on the outside of the condom, her p-ssy lips will be on fire in no time. if you want to cool the burn, pull out and hose it down. (this may also work for bjs.)
my woman is always bragging that she enjoys spicy foods, but she couldn’t handle the hot lips houlahan.
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