hot ninja pirate
a drink made with hot chocolate, kahlua, rum, and peppermint schnapps. it was rumored to be created at kirkwood ski resort by a ninja to warm up cold snow ninjas after a long day enjoying powder.
cold guy: bartender, give me a peppermint patty.
bartender: did you really just order that?
cold guy: what? i wasn’t finished yet! that is for my girl. i’ll take a hot ninja pirate.
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