house pet
a significant other who is mostly ornamental. someone who you are in a superficial relationship with, usually a ditz kept around mostly for s-xual gratification.
her and i aren’t exactly discussing philosophy, she’s more of a house pet.
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being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you p-ss out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarr-ssing yourself did you see that chick at jake’s last night? she was totally housered!
- Houston Hard Hitterz
anybody trying to make it big from houston. chick head #1: there is supposed to be a crunk -ss party over at bayou oaks. chicken head #2: i heard girl! you know i’m trying to tie one of those houston hard hitterz down!
- Hpoo
the h is for heavey, it is a poo that sinks. that hpoo really hums. my toilet has broken because that hpoo was too heavey. that hpoo could have taken out a 3rd world country
- HTGL
hope this gets locked. someone makes a horrible thread. you then post htgl in it to show your dislike for the thread. commonly used in the superficial forums when ninanina19 makes a thread.
- Hubby Challenge
a masturbation challenge usually at a public event. partic-p-nts will try and rub one out with discretion and leave some kind of trace so they can brag to their friends. hey, do you want to do a hubby challenge at the walk for hope? h-ll no i will not m-st-rb-t- in the woods!