Hot-Not-Ready


used to describe a little caesar’s hot-n-ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. often the result of its extremely low price attracting a long line of dragon tamers, who put the underpaid staff into a position of serving undercooked pizzas.
geoff: “you pick up that hot-n-ready??”

mark: “more like hot-not-ready! there were 25 tamers before me in line and i still got my pizza in 30 seconds. this cheese isn’t even melted.”

geoff: “oh well, chances are we’ll end up throwing half of it out the car window anyway”

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