hot plate
the act of placing seran wrap on a person’s face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. another term for a cheesy charlie.
that b-tch got a hot plate on her face!
when someone puts saran wrap over his face and has someone else take a sh-t on it. usually done as part of f-cking
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a small unit with a heating element used for cooking food.
if you dont shut the f-ck up im gonna give you a hotplate
when one of two s-xual partners defecates on the bottom partner’s chest or stomach and then proceeds to have intercourse with them. works with any position relative to the missionary. (see gl-ss-bottom boat for the inclusion of saran wrap and partner’s mouth.)
the smell of my fresh hotplate wafted up into my face as i f-cked her gently.
a solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
the sales -ssociate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
when u duct tape a peice of saran wrap over someone’s mouth and take a sh-t on the saran wrap.
kyle was being an idiot so while he slept i gave him a hotplate.
when someone tells you not to do something, and you know they’re right, but you do it anyway to learn the lesson the hard way.
when you know the person your about to date is going to burn you or they are going to be more trouble than they are worth, but you do it anyway for the s-x or the experience.
a person who you know you shouldn’t have s-x with or date because they have issues, but you can’t help it, generally because they are hot, or your just that curious, or you like a challenge, or you have sh-t self esteem too.
girl 1: im going on a date with that guy form last night
girl 2: but you can tell he has m-ssive issues,
girl 1: yeah i know, but he’s such a hotplate
guy 1: my ex girl is super crazy, but she got that booty.
guy 2: you know she a hotplate.
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