Hot Pocket Parachute
a term used when a male stuffs his p-n-s inside of a females -n-l for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the p-n-s from the -n-l leaving a parachute of p–p shooting from the females r-ct-m onto the mans chest. this action can also be done without the discretion of the male.
guy 1: so bro, how was hanging out with that russian chick? i heard she does nasty sh-t…
guy 2: ever heard of a hot pocket parachute?
guy 1: um, no; wtf is that?
guy 2: go to urbandictionary.com and look it up.
guy 1: are you ok, man?
guy 2: …….no…
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