Hourglass Penis
a p-n-s that is cold, but still hard. it causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the p-n-s the shape of an hourgl-ss.
jill: holy cr-p! what’s wrong with your d-ck?
john: nothing. just have a case of hourgl-ss p-n-s.
jill: i’ve never seen anything like it!
john: what do you mean. it’s cold, so i have a half-b-n-r. i mean come on! your blowing me on a ski lift!
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