hot pocketing

p–ping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
it’s fun hot pocketing people
the act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. a viral trend of 2014
“hot pocketing”

a new hampshire twitter user @versacepoptarts became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. he later posted this shaningan on the app vine. he was later suspended from vine and twitter, he was also blocked by hot pockets official twitter page.

he was asked for his input, he responded…..
“you can suspend by vine, but you can’t change the fact that i f-cked a hot pocket.”
the act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. usually only applies to male masturbation.
dude, he wants it so bad he’s hot pocketing every night.

that girl is so hot, i’m going to think about her while i’m hot pocketing.
an alternative form of the slang term “hot boxing,” in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.
i need to get h-lla faded, let’s go hot pocketing.
this is where, during s-xual intercourse, the male partic-p-nt would put his p-n-s (or “hot pocket”) into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the “microwave”). at this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. after this, both partic-p-nts would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
person 1: i walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
person 2: d-mn, how was it?
person 1: awesome, i wanna try it on my dog.
the act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses v-g-n- before commencing the act of necrophilia
i totally hot pocketed that b-tch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.
like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the sh-t out of it: hot pocketing!
joe: brrrr, it’s freezing out here!
mike: i know, lets go hot pocketing up in this b-tch.