Hot Rubin


the act of taking a dump on a moldy tuna fish sandwich, putting it in a blender, adding the fecal matter of a 12 year old cat, and throwing up in it as you scr-pe it off onto a bright blue tarp. you than take the gooey substance and have you and a group of your 7 closest freinds do a circle jerk into it (you must have an 8 way climax). cuff a long drawn out fart onto the disgusting m-ss, squeege a weeks worth of ball sweat and an m-80 into a rotten sock and smack an unsuspecting woman in the face, letting it explode on impact.
“can you beleive it?! that guy just gave stacy a hot rubin”
“what?! how is she?!”
“well she has a m-ssive sh-t burn on the side of her face!”

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