Hot Santa


when your baby sits on your lap and cr-ps in his/her diaper
i was sitting on the couch watching ‘a christmas story’ when i felt a warm sensation on my lap.

the devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a hot santa for christmas.

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