Hot sauce hotdog
igniting a d-ld- on fire, and ramming it straight up ones urethra.
guy 1: i tried a hot sauce hotdog last night.
guy 2: nice!
guy 1: i had to go to the emergency room.
guy 2: are you alright?
guy 1: a few singed p-b-s, but i’m alright.
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