hot schmear


when you stick your index and middle fingers in your bung hole (preferably while one has swamp -ss) then sneak up behind your girl for other unsuspecting person and fishhook their nostrils with said fingers.

their immediate reaction and response will pale in comparison to the joy of their smelling your -ss mung for the next several hours.
i was sick of carl drinking all my milwaukee light so i have him a hot schmear.

rachel screamed when i gave her a hot schmear. she had to smell my rank -ss mung until she could clear her nostrils and it was pure joy.

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