hot toboggan
this can only be performed by men living in a northern region with frequent snow such as alaska, the upper peninsula, or watertown. on a cold winter night, to spice things up in the bedroom, the man puts on a condom, applies a liberal amount of top quality hot sauce instead of lubricant, then thrusts fully into the wanting v-g-n- of his lover and holds on for the ride.
“becky said she was cold last night and wanted me to warm her up, so i gave her a hot tob-ggan with some ghost pepper sauce, and she definitely wasn’t cold anymore.”
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