hot tom
-to take a sh-t on a couch and jump on it.
-to take a sh-t on opera’s face
-to sh-t lubricate a condom
“omg, he just took a hot tom in my living room!!!!”
“hey, did you see opera getting a hot tom? man, it was awesome”
“why need lube when you can just hot tom the rubber?”
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