Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?


common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok helen….
example robert ask’s kirsty

why h-llo and how are you today? such a lovely day would one agree? hows your melon smellin helen?

answer ” allot like your cousin”

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