hot tomale


too hot to be handled. one fine human being. to be smoking hot.
alexis is one hot tomale.
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a phrase used when one does not know how to spell “tamale” correctly.
(conversation via im)
a: what’s a hot tomale?
b: i donno. do you mean tamale?
a: oh… yeah, i guess.
b: well, a tamale is a mexican food made of cornmeal & lard, with typically a pork filling. a “hot tamale” can be a spicy cinnamon candy. or it could be a reference to someone appealing to the eye.
a: man i’m a dumb-ss.
b: i know.
1.an individual that has obtained an extreme amount of hotness.
2. see strapping young lad
conor oberst is one f-cking hot tomale
when a guy covers his d-ck in hot sauce and then f-cks a woman. can also put hot sauce on fingers and fingerbang.

for full effect, couple this with a dirty sanchez for the ultimate “south of the border” experience.
person 1: did you hear what tom did last night?
person 2: yeah, he gave her the hot tomale!
person 1: bet that’s the last time she ever wants mexican food.
eating someone elses vomit from a v-g-n-
conor oberst loves the hot tamale.

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