Hot Tony


a closet h-m-s-xual who wants to take out his agression on female p–p chutes, while still proclaiming his heteros-xuality
confused girl: my boyfriend keeps talking about having rough -n-l s-x with me, but i think he’s actually kind of into his roommate, ed.

friend: he’s such a hot tony
a pudgy, self-absorbed male who is overly obsessed with the -n-s and believes he is a genius.
hot tony: dude, i can’t believe she stood me up! i told her how high my iq was and everything!

friend: what are you gonna do now?

hot tony: i guess i’ll text her incessantly and offer to play with her b-tthole…as soon as i finish eating this hoagie.

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