hot totten
a hot totten is a rural, male gender equivalent of a “hot mess” (though hot mess began gender neutral; in sydney and new zealand it has adopted a female -ssociation). the etymology of “totten” is still unknown but is likely a surname subst-tuted due to its rhyming nature.
in definition a hot mess is remaining attractive despite being disorganized or disheveled. often a hot totten is used to describe a person that is successful without have any real or doc-mented skill.
“jim just bought a new camaro,” remarked steve.
“he’s a hot totten ain’t he? his da is the one who got him that job,” bill replied.
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