Hot Tub Meerkat


the guy in the hot tub that can’t quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat.
i was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when i spotted the hot tub meerkat and decided thats too f-cking weird, i’ll just hit the steam room.

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