Hot Tub Sex
when a women gets into a hot tub and the man joins and they have s-x. you mostly do it without condoms.after the s-x you lick the p-n-s and v-g-n-. it is like normal s-x where you will have a child in a couple of months.
selena gomez:” let’s go do hot tub s-x instead of normal s-x.”
stephen curry: ok, just let me set the temperature so it will be hot so our baby will be hot like me. and also i get to lick your v-g-n- before you lick my p-n-s.”
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