Hot Tub


a place for s-x and relaxation. (but mostly s-x.)
“yo, me and da hommies gonna chill in mah hot tub.”
a s-xual maneuver reserved for the extreme. prior to coitus, the female inserts a curling iron or other warming instrument into her v-g-n-. the warmth and physical stimulation produces a chamber much like a hot tub for the male to insert his p-n-s into. following insertion, the male refrains from any movement, initiating a warm and relaxing soak.

not to be performed with a pregnant woman.
“yo jacob, did you hear karl got a hot tub last night from jenny?”
“haha i did, karl fell asleep.”
a large attractive woman
mary’s friend is a hot tub!
it is when you -j-c-l-t- into a girls mouth, have her gargle the s-m-n and while she is doing that, dip your b-lls in her mouth.
dude it was so crazy i got so drunk with my girl last night we did the hot tub.
a woman who upon first meeting comes across as strikingly attractive but, who after time gradually loses her appeal.

it derives from the overwhemling sensation you get when you first step into a hot tub. once acclimated, however, you want to kick yourself for ever making such a big deal in the first place.
mikey: i can’t believe i was so obsessed with melissa. what was i thinking?

e: it’s not your fault – you fell for a hot tub. it was just a matter of time before you came to your senses.
a place where rich gangstas bring their girls to have s-x.
erica and i had alot of fun in the hot tub while smokin’ weed.
when you have a bag of cocaine or other drug in a bag and insert it into a woman’s v-g-n- or -n-s or a male’s -n-s; and with a straw; snort out the drugs.
“last night i got really deep into the hot tub”

“my drugs got warmed up so much when i was hot tubbing last night because they were so deep within this hoes v-g-n-. when i snorted them i felt like my nose was on fire”

“good thing i had a straw with me otherwise i never would have been able to get to the drugs, i had to jump in the hot tub for them”

“i went to this hoes house last night to pick up some drugs and she was so desperate for action that she stuck the bag up her -n-s and told me to take a dip in the hot tub”

” i got invited to a party and the invitation said it was a “hot tub party” so i -ssumed to bring my bathing suit… when i got there, everyone was naked….. some were leaned over tables, chairs and couches and others had straws in their hands and were inserting them into peoples v-g-n-‘s and -n-s’s”

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