Hot Wad Williams
a “hot wad williams” is when you’re having missionary s-x with a girl in a bed with a headboard, and just as you are about to come you pull out and grab the headboard with both hands as if you were dunking a basketball and pull yourself up with your knees up as close to “the rim” as you can and hold the position for as long as would be necessary to draw a technical foul in the nba. you also must come all over her face while holding your dunking position, hence the hot wad. this must be done in the style of a true two-handed nba power dunk that embarr-sses the defender. it is so named after cleveland cavaliers great hot rod williams, and perhaps also for 2009-10 cavs rookie juwad williams
“i was so pumped after the cavs game that i couldn’t stop thinking about it even while making sweet love to my girl. just as i nutted i had to poster-ize her with a hot wad williams. she was shocked, but who wouldn’t be after getting dunked on like that?”
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