Hot Water Bottle


a s-xual act of both h-m- and hetro relationships. where by the erect p-n-s is inserted into the -n-s, upon the member becoming flacid, warm urine is expelled into the r-ct-m, creating a hot water bottle effect.
guaranteed to keep you warm all night.
phil: how’s debbie?

alan: she wasn’t happy with her hot water bottle. she thought it an inappropriate valentines day gift.

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