Hotch Rocket


a phrased used by the fictional character penelope garcia in the hit cbs show criminal minds.

what it actually is is down to debate, regardless a ‘hotch rocket’ is something that only aaron hotchner possesses.
‘did you hear?’
‘…what?’
‘prentiss saw hotch’s hotch rocket!’
‘about time! we’ve waited 5 seasons…’

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