Hotdog Helper
the food your dad cooks when your mom is being a b-tch and neglects to go grocery shopping. it consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.
kid: “im so hungry. are you going to feed me?”
dad: “yeah. i made some hotdog helper.”
kid: “wtf!? are you trying to kill me?”
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