Hotel lobbyist


a guest who spends more time in the lobby than their room. usually talking to reception staff about uninteresting facts that no body asked about.
guest: …. and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. don’t tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not…
receptionist1: oh …. i see?

half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.

receptionist2: so what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
receptionist1:i think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?

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