Hotness Scale
a measuring tool that many guys use to quant-tatively compare the hotness of girls on a 10 point scale. while girls may do this to, men are notorious for having consistent and somewhat harsh scales. the scale is a harsh scale, since there is no real thing as a perfect 10, and fairly attractive girls are given scores that are what they may seemingly deserve. for example, kirsten dunst would probably only recieve a 6.5 or 7. this is a fair rating. the minimum rating that most men would consider f-cking is a 4.
ex-
a: dude i would totally bone that chick, she’s a 6.5.
b: are you blind? she is a 4, far below f-cking standards on the hotness scale.
an elaborate way to rate girls that incorporates a variety of aspects included in a woman’s attractiveness. the scale is comprised of 3 numbers.
1. the female’s hotness number out of 10. (5 is average and should represent the greater majority of women.)
2. either a 1 or a 0. 1 for doable. 0 for not doable.
3. this number is only given if there was a 0 for the second criterion. this number is the blood alcohol content required to b-mp the lady up to a 1 on number two.
(female p-sses by….)
“i’d give her a 4.6 over 0 over .09 on the hotness scale.”
“dude, really? for me, she’s a 5.2 over 1.”
“nah, i’d have to be pretty bombed to mess with that.”
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