hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock


extremely m-f-ing hot. can be strengthened by appending “in cairo.”
“kansas city in august is hotter than two rats f-cking in a wool sock.” -ichiro suzuki

your sister last night was hotter than two rats f-cking in a wool sock in cairo. unfortunately, now it itches.

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