hottiemonjaro
this term refers to a girl that is so hot that when males see her they spooge in their pants. they normally have a big racks, and faces built for c-mshots.
“d-mn son look at that hottiemonjaro, i totally spooged all in my pants and sh-t, i wish i had a girl like that to be all blowing me and giving me a ditty and sh-t fosho”
“d-mn that hottiemonjaro has a huge rack i would love to give her face a huge c-mshot”
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