Houdini Darth Vader
another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the houdini darth vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout ‘i am your father’ to which she should reply, ‘nooooooooooooooooooooooo’
“whoa steve, your mum really freaked out when i houdini darth vader’ed her last night.”
“but if your her father, does that mean we’re related???”
“i certainly hope not millom boy!”
another twist on the cl-ssic houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.
upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout “i am your father!” to which she should reply “noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”
“christ your mum really enjoyed the houdini darth vader last night steve”
“does that mean we’re related?”
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