houdini extraordinaire
to properly do this you will need to postion the chick so that she is facing out the window while you are gettin it doggy style. after a while you tell her you are going to get some lube real quick. that’s when your buddy appears from under the bed and takes your place. then you go outside to the window and wave to her.
your buddy could also wear a darth vader mask to turn it into the darth vader houdini extraordinaire. when she looks back to see whos f-cking her, your buddy with the darth vader mask leans in and says, “i am your father.”
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