Houdini Sandman
when you’re at a party and some chick is p-ssed out and you j-zz on her eyelids, so when she wakes up she can’t see and has no idea who did it.
yo dude, that party was crazy last night. i gave that b-tch a houdini sandman, and she woke up couldn’t see and she had no idea who did it.
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