Houdini shit
the actual definition of a houdini sh-t is a t-rd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it’s way down far enough into the toilet’s exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even cr-pped to begin with. it often times shares the characteristics of a jesus sh-t, which is the term used for t-rds that leave no residue on the -n-s.
boy, today’s ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. oh well…i’m done wiping so i guess it’s time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- oh my god! houdini sh-t!
the act of taking a sh-t, and not having to wipe due to the t-rd not leaving a mess on the outside of your -sshole.
dude, good thing my sh-t was a houdini sh-t, there wasnt any motherf-ckin tp in the bathroom.
when you take a sh-t and know something came out but you look in the toilet and nothing is there
where the h-ll is it, it pulled a houdini sh-t!
crazy sh-t
(doors slams by itself)
man: o h-ll no dats some houdini sh-t
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